Can’t sleep, feeling random. I think it was the sugar that did it. I haven’t had processed sugar in a couple of weeks and tonight I loaded up on Snickers and Twix. Why? Because I could; So shove that existentialist point of view up your snout.
When you’re a straight guy and you get to spend time talking to a woman. That’s a good thing, makes you feel a little better about yourself.
When you are used to spending weekends cutting shows together and for the first time in several weeks you have nothing to cut. It’s an odd feeling; like something is missing and you can’t quite place your finger on it.
When you throw a grenade into a friend’s car because you have to kill him for fear that he’s going to rat you out to Forest Whitaker; you know you’ve been watching a lot of The Shield.
When you think about someone who you haven’t been in contact with for over ten years, but the thought of them makes you smile; you know they were a special person to you.
When you wonder why there are more questions to life then answers, you know you’re truly growing.
When you find yourself jerking off more than three times a day, you need to find a better hobby.
When you’re a kid on the playground and the other kids wont play with you, wait until high school and slit their tires.
When your boss is a true asshole and you want out of the job, don’t forget to empty the register on your way out the door.
When you’re bored and get tired of surfing the net, go re-watch Film Geek Primer.
When your last “when” is about plugging your own podcast, it’s time to hang it up and try to go to sleep again.
Right after I go slit the tires of this douche bag across the street.
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