By Scoop Snoopum
Richard Moll was a household name in the 80’s. His performance as Bull on televisions Night Court would have garnered him several emmy’s if John Laroquette hadn’t kept winning every damn year.
SS: Richard, a pleasure.
RM: Good to meet you finally Scoop. I’ve read some great things by you.
SS: Really?
RM: That piece on AIDS in Africa was fantastic.
SS: I didn’t write that.
RM: Oh. Uh, what about Watergate?
SS: That was me.
RM: Excellent work.
SS: Thanks. So the big question is, Have you been able to come out of the shadow of Bull?
RM: I’ve got to say it’s been tough. The Character of Bull Shannon follows me everywhere I go.
SS: I’m sure it does.
RM: It’s always, “Hey, Bull” or, “It’s Bull, look everybody. Do something Stupid.”
SS: It sounds rough.
RM: Why not an occasional, “Hey, Hurok!”
SS: That would be from Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn.
RM: Of course.
SS: Have you ever wondered why they give away the movie in the title?
RM: How’s that?
SS: The Destruction of Jared-Syn. Jared-Syn will be destroyed, right?
RM: Is he?
SS: I don’t know I never saw it.
RM: Me either.
SS: You’ve been coming to these conventions frequently in recent years.
RM: Oh, yeah.
SS: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen?
RM: Huh, well about an hour ago, I was in the bathroom in one of the stalls and some kid bangs on the door and says, “Hey, leaving some Bull Shit?”
SS: That’s it?
RM: No I was walking out and I swear I saw some girl sitting on top of Sam Jackson’s head, screaming like a banshee. I didn’t even know Sam was at the convention.
SS: No comment.
RM: Huh?
SS: Well Richard, it’s been good talking to you.
RM: Thank you Scoop.
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